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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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New Twitter Video Service Rife With User Porn

Launched Thursday, Twitter’s new video app called Vine, which allows users to upload and share up to six seconds of footage, has already drawn a wide variety of self-made exhibitionist clips, as well as explicit sexual videos. What do you think?

  • “To be fair, I’ll probably just show my penis a couple times and then quit.”

    Mitchell Glover Greenskeeper
  • “I like them. Those concise, six-second pornos are often the most poignant.”

    Veronique Fricker Systems Analyst
  • “I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my grandmother, or why.”

    Ned Lloyd Bindery Worker

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