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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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New Twitter Video Service Rife With User Porn

Launched Thursday, Twitter’s new video app called Vine, which allows users to upload and share up to six seconds of footage, has already drawn a wide variety of self-made exhibitionist clips, as well as explicit sexual videos. What do you think?

  • “To be fair, I’ll probably just show my penis a couple times and then quit.”

    Mitchell Glover Greenskeeper
  • “I like them. Those concise, six-second pornos are often the most poignant.”

    Veronique Fricker Systems Analyst
  • “I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my grandmother, or why.”

    Ned Lloyd Bindery Worker
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