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New Twitter Video Service Rife With User Porn

Launched Thursday, Twitter’s new video app called Vine, which allows users to upload and share up to six seconds of footage, has already drawn a wide variety of self-made exhibitionist clips, as well as explicit sexual videos. What do you think?

  • “To be fair, I’ll probably just show my penis a couple times and then quit.”

    Mitchell Glover
    Greenskeeper
  • “I like them. Those concise, six-second pornos are often the most poignant.”

    Veronique Fricker
    Systems Analyst
  • “I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my grandmother, or why.”

    Ned Lloyd
    Bindery Worker