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WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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New Virus Infects One In 16 PCs

A computer scan by Panda Security showed that almost 6 percent of Windows systems were infected with the Conficker/Downanup worm, which harvests passwords and makes them easier to hijack. What do you think?
  • "Yes—another inadvertently downloaded virus thwarted by my inadvertently downloaded security patch."

    Paige Karenott Systems Analyst
  • "I refuse to live in fear, so to hell with it, mine's 7845shuteye."

    Emil Baer Ship-To-Shore Crane Engineer
  • "I'm flattered that some hacker out there thinks my password can't be guessed on the spot."

    Matt Staffen Machine Maintenance Mechanic

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