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New Year's Resolutions

Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?
  • "Thanks for the heads-up. I'm going to make my resolution now and get a week's jump on all the other chumps."

    Darcy Fletcher
    Elevator Inspector
  • "I observe the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, which has already happened. For that New Year, I resolved to let everyone know that January 1st is not the only New Year."

    Ross Bernstein
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm glad New Year's is coming up. I've been looking for an excuse to finally take care of this gangrenous leg."

    Matt Tulley
    Cabinetmaker