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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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New York Adds ‘Texting Zones’ To Highways

New York governor Andrew Cuomo announced the introduction of special “texting zones” along the state’s highways, which are designated parking areas and rest stops where motorists can pull over to check and send text messages. What do you think?

  • “The danger of crashing is what makes texting such a turn-on.”

    Jay Molla Food Science Technician
  • “But if you’ve ever been driving and gotten a text asking ‘where we watchin game?’ you know it can’t wait.”

    Mike Sprissler Cartographer
  • “That’s all right. I think I’ll just keep using the right lane.”

    Donna Balmer Bailiff
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