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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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New York Adds ‘Texting Zones’ To Highways

New York governor Andrew Cuomo announced the introduction of special “texting zones” along the state’s highways, which are designated parking areas and rest stops where motorists can pull over to check and send text messages. What do you think?

  • “The danger of crashing is what makes texting such a turn-on.”

    Jay Molla Food Science Technician
  • “But if you’ve ever been driving and gotten a text asking ‘where we watchin game?’ you know it can’t wait.”

    Mike Sprissler Cartographer
  • “That’s all right. I think I’ll just keep using the right lane.”

    Donna Balmer Bailiff

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