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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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New York Outlaws Pet Tattoos, Piercings

New York lawmakers have passed a bill forbidding pet owners from giving their pets tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications under the argument that it constitutes animal cruelty. What do you think?

  • “That’s bullshit! Here's Luna’s paw print, right on the consent form!”

    Martha Toker Trail Guide
  • “That’s great to hear, because I’m the kind of guy who needs a law to stop him from doing this.”

    David Aylward Systems Analyst
  • “They clearly have no idea how difficult it is to remove ear gauges from a dachshund.”

    Jim Ruch Coffee Taster

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