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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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New York Outlaws Pet Tattoos, Piercings

New York lawmakers have passed a bill forbidding pet owners from giving their pets tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications under the argument that it constitutes animal cruelty. What do you think?

  • “That’s bullshit! Here's Luna’s paw print, right on the consent form!”

    Martha Toker Trail Guide
  • “That’s great to hear, because I’m the kind of guy who needs a law to stop him from doing this.”

    David Aylward Systems Analyst
  • “They clearly have no idea how difficult it is to remove ear gauges from a dachshund.”

    Jim Ruch Coffee Taster

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