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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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New York To ‘Shut Off’ Niagara Falls

In order to remove old, defunct bridges from the site and lay foundation for new ones, the state of New York will use a process called dewatering to briefly halt the flow of Niagara Falls, a relatively simple procedure that is projected to cost $3 million. What do you think?

  • “As long as it’s easy and cheap, I’m all for upending the laws of nature.”

    Andy Wilcop Shoe Lacer
  • “But crumbling infrastructure is part of the American aesthetic.”

    Georgia Vernon Network Scheduler
  • “Get those skateboards ready!”

    Jack Teagan Loom Instructor
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