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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Newark Mayor Rescues Neighbor From Fire

Newark, NJ mayor Cory Booker was treated for smoke inhalation and second-degree burns after rescuing his elderly neighbor from a burning house. What do you think?

  • "Ouch. That's not going to play well with the arsonist vote come election season."

    Gina Allen Systems Analyst
  • "Man, all my lame mayor does is fund a fire department so he doesn't have to get his hands dirty."

    Frank Davis Hand Tufter
  • "Big whoop. My mayor recycles. I've seen it."

    Steve Cassidy Unemployed

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