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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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NFL To Atlanta: No Super Bowl If Anti-Gay Law Passed

The NFL has warned they might not allow Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium to host any upcoming Super Bowl games if Georgia passes House Bill 757, a proposal to restrict the civil rights of LGBT citizens. What do you think?

  • “And deny football fans the splendor of a Georgia February? How dare they!”

    Belinda Caine Stoplight Polisher
  • “When the NFL is ahead of you on human rights, you’ve got bigger problems.”

    Ron Bouchard Faucet Craftsman
  • “I, for one, am proud of the league for their socially progressive threats.”

    Terrance Cleisher Grout Specialist

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