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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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NFL Players Wear Pink For Breast Cancer

During the month of October, many professional football players are wearing pink as part of their uniforms to raise awareness for breast cancer. What do you think?
  • "The campaign is really working. Me and my buddies talked about breasts all game long on Sunday."

    Dylan Camp Clay Burner
  • "That reminds me to wear pink, too, albeit for purely selfish, mercenary reasons."

    Grace Malla Malter Operator
  • "I think it also adds a certain poignancy to the center-quarterback exchange."

    Clay Clevenger Unemployed
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