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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

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Nike's Million-Dollar Babies

After signing high-school basketball star LeBron James to a $90 million ad deal, Nike signed a 13-year-old soccer phenom to a $1 million pact. What do you think?
  • "I don't see what the problem is. I mean, we're talking about kids who are good at sports."

    Melanie Schaum Homemaker
  • "If that's what Nike has to do to make people finally pay attention to them, that's what they have to do."

    Donna Geary Graduate Student
  • "Does this $90 million mean LeBron won't go to college? His education should really come first."

    Arthur Robles Office Manager
  • "Nike may see LeBron James as the heir to Michael Jordan, but it remains to be seen whether he has MJ's wooden charm."

    Paul Pearsall Attorney
  • "This is no surprise. Nike has a rich tradition of employing minors."

    Chris Vinson Systems Analyst
  • "They're giving $90 million to a high-school student? Excuse me, I have to spit up my last three meals."

    Tom Nashua Landscaper

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