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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Nintendo Game Boy Turns 25

This week marks the 25th anniversary of the release of the Nintendo Game Boy in Japan. What do you think?

  • “Let’s just call it what it really was: a Tetris delivery system.”

    Sheryl Richardson-Whitfield Silk Screen Printer
  • “That was the golden age of gaming for me because two buttons is all I can cognitively handle.”

    Steve Voelter Women’s Studies Professor
  • “I’m sure gamers are holding memorial services at landfills across the country.”

    Louis Forbes Egg Packer
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