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Nintendo Game Boy Turns 25

This week marks the 25th anniversary of the release of the Nintendo Game Boy in Japan. What do you think?

  • “Let’s just call it what it really was: a Tetris delivery system.”

    Sheryl Richardson-Whitfield Silk Screen Printer
  • “That was the golden age of gaming for me because two buttons is all I can cognitively handle.”

    Steve Voelter Women’s Studies Professor
  • “I’m sure gamers are holding memorial services at landfills across the country.”

    Louis Forbes Egg Packer

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