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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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No 'Fiscal Cliff' Deal In Sight

With time running out before the Jan. 1 deadline, President Barack Obama and House Majority Leader John Boehner appear no closer to reaching a deal to avert the “fiscal cliff,” which many economists fear could plunge the nation back into recession. What do you think?

  • “Good thing Jan. 1 is a holiday. Government stuff can’t happen on a holiday.”

    Jason Zink Systems Analyst
  • “I have a huge jar of change right now, so I’m not too worried about it.”

    Dorothea Rizzo Rag Sorter
  • “Sometimes in situations like this it helps to just flip a coin.”

    Howard Gehr Ultrasonic Cleaner
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