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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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No 'Fiscal Cliff' Deal In Sight

With time running out before the Jan. 1 deadline, President Barack Obama and House Majority Leader John Boehner appear no closer to reaching a deal to avert the “fiscal cliff,” which many economists fear could plunge the nation back into recession. What do you think?

  • “Good thing Jan. 1 is a holiday. Government stuff can’t happen on a holiday.”

    Jason Zink Systems Analyst
  • “I have a huge jar of change right now, so I’m not too worried about it.”

    Dorothea Rizzo Rag Sorter
  • “Sometimes in situations like this it helps to just flip a coin.”

    Howard Gehr Ultrasonic Cleaner
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