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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Nonwhite Babies Pass White Babies In United States

For the first time in U.S. history, the number of minority babies outstripped the number of white babies. What do you think?

  • "Looks like minorities are finally catching up to whites on desperately trying to fix their relationships."

    Phil Bartram Batter Mixer
  • "I have faith that Bristol Palin will have enough children to tip the balance."

    Reid Nelson Worm Packer
  • "Technically there was one other time when white babies were outnumbered in this country, but we took care of that."

    Julie Brouwer Veneer Drier
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