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Nor'easter Slams Hurricane Sandy Victims

The season's first winter storm pummeled the mid-Atlantic coast, bringing rain, up to 8 inches of snow, 60-mph wind gusts, a 2- to 4-foot storm surge, and below-freezing temperatures to areas still reeling from Hurricane Sandy. What do you think?

  • “I texted the Red Cross last week. What else do you want from me?”

    Monique Howe
    Oil Extractor
  • “Hey, hey, I know one way to stay warm, if you know what I mean! Coal.”

    Iggy Brine
    Lexicographer
  • “Any news on next week’s storm?”

    Arthur Pelchat
    Unemployed
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