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Noriega Faces Murder Charges

Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. What do you think?
  • "Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."

    Jake Troyer
    Fish Cleaner
  • "With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

    Laura Knackert
    Gunsmith
  • "I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"

    Carlos Petrie
    Systems Analyst
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