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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Noriega Faces Murder Charges

Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. What do you think?
  • "Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."

    Jake Troyer Fish Cleaner
  • "With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

    Laura Knackert Gunsmith
  • "I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"

    Carlos Petrie Systems Analyst
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