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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Noriega Faces Murder Charges

Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. What do you think?
  • "Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."

    Jake Troyer Fish Cleaner
  • "With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

    Laura Knackert Gunsmith
  • "I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"

    Carlos Petrie Systems Analyst

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