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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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North Korea Conducts Nuclear Test

North Korea carried out a nuclear test Tuesday, possibly using a plutonium-based device that was smaller but more powerful than its previous bombs, drawing condemnation and vows of swift action from governments around the world. What do you think?

  • “If we’ve learned anything from dealing with dictators, it’s that nothing’s more effective than condemnation.”

    Susan Hayden Prospecting Driller
  • “I’m glad other countries are finally joining us in making vows.”

    Malcolm Merrill Caulker
  • “Anyone else torn between finding this troubling and kind of adorable?”

    Brianna Menyuk Unemployed
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