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North Korea Keeps Nukes

North Korea recently rejected a UN resolution demanding the cessation of its nuclear weapons program. What do you think?
  • "Meanwhile, Turkey gave the Czech ambassador a lovely tie. But who ever reports the positive news?"

    Justin Culver Chemist
  • "It's a shame. Talks had been going so well."

    Ginnie Klein Architectural Draftsperson
  • "Well, at least this will give Japan the opportunity to rebuild with even newer, more progressive architectural designs."

    Stephen Babcock Health Food Advocate

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