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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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North Korea Launches Long-Range Missile

Though the rocket fired by North Korea this morning appears only to have placed a satellite in orbit, many experts believe the country’s primary intent was to test its ability to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile that could one day carry a nuclear warhead. What do you think?

  • “I’d be really worried if I didn’t know we have even further economic sanctions up our sleeve.”

    Livia Gimpel Systems Analyst
  • “As a Pyongyang resident, I am obligated to say I am engulfed with happiness and endlessly inspired.”

    Jin-ho Choi Tool Designer
  • “Hmm, have we considered doing nothing for 60 years and seeing where it leads us?”

    Roberto Sierra Lease Agent

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