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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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North Korea Launches Long-Range Missile

Though the rocket fired by North Korea this morning appears only to have placed a satellite in orbit, many experts believe the country’s primary intent was to test its ability to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile that could one day carry a nuclear warhead. What do you think?

  • “I’d be really worried if I didn’t know we have even further economic sanctions up our sleeve.”

    Livia Gimpel Systems Analyst
  • “As a Pyongyang resident, I am obligated to say I am engulfed with happiness and endlessly inspired.”

    Jin-ho Choi Tool Designer
  • “Hmm, have we considered doing nothing for 60 years and seeing where it leads us?”

    Roberto Sierra Lease Agent
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