North Korea To Test New Nuclear Weapon

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North Korea To Test New Nuclear Weapon

In response to recently imposed U.N. sanctions, North Korea vowed to conduct its third test of a nuclear weapon, warning of confrontation with its proclaimed “arch-enemy” the United States. What do you think?

  • “I liked North Korea better when I forgot all about them.”

    Doreen Neff
    Systems Analyst
  • “Man, I want an arch-enemy.”

    Gary Whipple
    Ice Cream Chef
  • “At least they’re doing all that testing. Imagine how scary it’d be if they were just launching dangerous, untested nukes at us.”

    Walter Mott
    Avionics Technician
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