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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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North Korea To Test New Nuclear Weapon

In response to recently imposed U.N. sanctions, North Korea vowed to conduct its third test of a nuclear weapon, warning of confrontation with its proclaimed “arch-enemy” the United States. What do you think?

  • “I liked North Korea better when I forgot all about them.”

    Doreen Neff Systems Analyst
  • “Man, I want an arch-enemy.”

    Gary Whipple Ice Cream Chef
  • “At least they’re doing all that testing. Imagine how scary it’d be if they were just launching dangerous, untested nukes at us.”

    Walter Mott Avionics Technician

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