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North Korean Nukes

Last week, it was revealed that North Korea has secretly been pursuing a nuclear-weapons program. What do you think?
  • "While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food."

    Gene Franke
    Systems <br>Analyst
  • "My remarks on this matter will be brief, as the only stereotype I know of Koreans is that they eat dogs."

    Valerie Schmidt
    Florist
  • "I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons."

    Christopher <br>Sims
    Lawyer
  • "Don't worry: It's probably just a bootleg bomb that won't work anyway."

    Bill Cullums
    Delivery Driver
  • "This news really burns me up. In fact, it vaporizes me into my component subatomic particles, leaving the soil around me lifeless and radioactive for millennia."

    Marcia Martz
    Homemaker
  • "North Korea may have a few nukes, but we have more than 12,000. That should make everyone feel safer."

    Eddie Rutt
    Cashier
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