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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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North Korean Propaganda Video Shows Bombed U.S. City

In a brief YouTube video posted by the North Korean government, a sleeping citizen is depicted dreaming about the country’s space technology and envisioning New York City aflame after a missile attack, all while an instrumental version of the song “We Are The World” plays in the background. What do you think?

  • “Oh my God, I had that exact same dream last night!”

    Ken Mirkovich Gate Agent
  • “Wouldn’t it be easier for North Korea to just tell its citizens that this actually happened?”

    Linda Athons Livestock Counter
  • “It’s a chilling video, but nowhere near as freaky as the ads with the Lunesta moth.”

    Samir Hamoud Acrobatic Rigger
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