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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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North Korean Propaganda Video Shows Bombed U.S. City

In a brief YouTube video posted by the North Korean government, a sleeping citizen is depicted dreaming about the country’s space technology and envisioning New York City aflame after a missile attack, all while an instrumental version of the song “We Are The World” plays in the background. What do you think?

  • “Oh my God, I had that exact same dream last night!”

    Ken Mirkovich Gate Agent
  • “Wouldn’t it be easier for North Korea to just tell its citizens that this actually happened?”

    Linda Athons Livestock Counter
  • “It’s a chilling video, but nowhere near as freaky as the ads with the Lunesta moth.”

    Samir Hamoud Acrobatic Rigger

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