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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Northeast Braces For Historic Blizzard

Widespread power outages and travel disruptions are expected from a massive nor’easter that is projected to bring up to two feet of snow in Boston and nearly a foot of snow in New York City starting tomorrow. What do you think?

  • “As a 12-year-old, should I have lived through this many storms of the century by now?”

    Hal Von Beltz Unemployed
  • “Oh, no! I hope Aerosmith will be okay.”

    Raymond De Luna Orchard Owner
  • “No lobster roll for me tomorrow, I guess.”

    Valerie Palmisano Book Critic

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