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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette

Columnist Robert Novak struck a pedestrian while driving a black Corvette on Washington D.C.'s K Street, and had to be chased down by a bicyclist before he stopped. What do you think?
  • "Why is this news? I assume he does this every week."

    Nelly Petrachonis Systems Analyst
  • "That pedestrian had better pray he didn't dent Novak's Corvette or else expect retaliation in an upcoming article."

    Eric Steuff Pilot
  • "Who was the pedestrian? Or will we have to wait for Robert Novak to publicly reveal his identity?"

    Evan Campo Camp Counselor

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