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Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette

Columnist Robert Novak struck a pedestrian while driving a black Corvette on Washington D.C.'s K Street, and had to be chased down by a bicyclist before he stopped. What do you think?
  • "Why is this news? I assume he does this every week."

    Nelly Petrachonis Systems Analyst
  • "That pedestrian had better pray he didn't dent Novak's Corvette or else expect retaliation in an upcoming article."

    Eric Steuff Pilot
  • "Who was the pedestrian? Or will we have to wait for Robert Novak to publicly reveal his identity?"

    Evan Campo Camp Counselor

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