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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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NRA Removes ‘Guns For The Blind’ Video

After receiving widespread backlash, the NRA has pulled an installment of its NRA News segment in which a U.S. Navy Seal argues that blind people should be allowed to carry guns just like everyone else, asking, “Do you think you need to see where you’re shooting if someone is on top of you, trying to kill or rape you?” What do you think?

  • “If the NRA wasn’t known for its tireless work with the blind, this might make it seem like they were trying to exploit them.”

    Marshall Gradwell Systems Analyst
  • “This is just like the NRA, backing down at the slightest hint of controversy.”

    Beth Spriggs Content Aggregator
  • “Great. Now a bunch of blind people are going to get assaulted.”

    Michael Sanders Sandpaper Maker
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