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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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NSA Scans 75% Of All U.S. Internet Traffic

An investigation by The Wall Street Journal found that the National Security Agency uses algorithms to filter three-quarters of all internet traffic in the U.S. and appears to retain the content of certain emails sent between U.S. citizens within the country. What do you think?

  • “Fine with me. I’ve got nothing to hide, except a few things from my family.”

    Kenji Ito Lead Ingot Molder
  • “Thank God all my illegal activity is offline and spur-of-the-moment.”

    Raymond Dratfield Elastic Cutter
  • “I’ve never felt safer.”

    Harriette Guskin Systems Analyst
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