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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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NSA Scans 75% Of All U.S. Internet Traffic

An investigation by The Wall Street Journal found that the National Security Agency uses algorithms to filter three-quarters of all internet traffic in the U.S. and appears to retain the content of certain emails sent between U.S. citizens within the country. What do you think?

  • “Fine with me. I’ve got nothing to hide, except a few things from my family.”

    Kenji Ito Lead Ingot Molder
  • “Thank God all my illegal activity is offline and spur-of-the-moment.”

    Raymond Dratfield Elastic Cutter
  • “I’ve never felt safer.”

    Harriette Guskin Systems Analyst

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