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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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NSA Spied On Online Gamers

Newly released documents reveal that members of the National Security Agency spied on multiplayer online games, believing that terrorists might be using the games to communicate, coordinate real-world attacks, and pass money to one another. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, I play World Of Warcraft with a bunch of guys from al-Qaeda. They’re pretty good.”

    Donna Sinclair Disc Jockey
  • “So, all this time I might’ve been playing with someone who’s just pretending to be someone pretending to be an orc?”

    Leon Kupperman Window Installer
  • “I don’t play video games, so I’m not too worried about being spied on.”

    Dietrich Brown Poet

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