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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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NSA Spied On United Nations

According to leaked documents published by a German newspaper, the National Security Agency hacked into the video conferencing system at the United Nations headquarters in New York last summer, allowing it to spy on meetings. What do you think?

  • “This never would have happened in the League of Nations.”

    Daryl Blake Marine Surveyor
  • “I wish I loved what I did as much as the NSA does.”

    Larry Clemenson Unemployed
  • “Did they hack into the mainframe?”

    Abbie Genaro Donut Icer
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