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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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NSA Spying On Journalists

According to ABC, a confidential source says the NSA has been tapping journalists' phones to root out confidential sources. What do you think?
  • "Doesn't the NSA have other ways of getting to the subscribers-only content?"

    Alec Greunman Fur Trader
  • "In these times of heightened security, we must let the government uncover all they can about Heloise's secret for skinless pudding."

    Rachel Simms Systems Analyst
  • "If the NSA really wants to listen to Eric Alterman drone on, I say we let them."

    Jesse Oswald Archaeologist

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