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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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NSA Spying On Journalists

According to ABC, a confidential source says the NSA has been tapping journalists' phones to root out confidential sources. What do you think?
  • "Doesn't the NSA have other ways of getting to the subscribers-only content?"

    Alec Greunman Fur Trader
  • "In these times of heightened security, we must let the government uncover all they can about Heloise's secret for skinless pudding."

    Rachel Simms Systems Analyst
  • "If the NSA really wants to listen to Eric Alterman drone on, I say we let them."

    Jesse Oswald Archaeologist

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