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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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NSA Spying On Journalists

According to ABC, a confidential source says the NSA has been tapping journalists' phones to root out confidential sources. What do you think?
  • "Doesn't the NSA have other ways of getting to the subscribers-only content?"

    Alec Greunman Fur Trader
  • "In these times of heightened security, we must let the government uncover all they can about Heloise's secret for skinless pudding."

    Rachel Simms Systems Analyst
  • "If the NSA really wants to listen to Eric Alterman drone on, I say we let them."

    Jesse Oswald Archaeologist
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