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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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NSA: Surveillance Thwarted ‘Dozens’ Of Terrorist Acts

The NSA chief claimed that his agency’s phone and internet surveillance programs had stopped “dozens” of acts of terrorism, and the FBI director added that, had the programs been in place at the time, the government could have also prevented the 9/11 attacks. What do you think?

  • “They don’t have to convince me. I’ll support anything!”

    Lee Walczuk Cheesemaker
  • “It comforts me to know there’s a horrifying reason for my total loss of privacy.”

    Vinita Eddy Systems Analyst
  • “Shit, yeah! Three cheers for the NSA!”

    Clementine Cooper Vegan Chef
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