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Vol 49 Issue 24

More White Americans Dying Than Being Born

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, for the first time in modern history, more white Americans are dying than being born, with whites predicted to fall below 50 percent of the population by 2043.

NSA: Surveillance Thwarted ‘Dozens’ Of Terrorist Acts

The NSA chief claimed that his agency’s phone and internet surveillance programs had stopped “dozens” of acts of terrorism, and the FBI director added that, had the programs been in place at the time, the government could have also preve...
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NSA Whistleblower Flees To Hong Kong

Edward Snowden, a 29-year-old contractor working for the National Security Agency, has taken credit for leaking top-secret documents to the press regarding the NSA’s phone and internet surveillance, and has fled to Hong Kong to avoid prosecution. What do you think?

  • “Any excuse to visit The Jewel of the East.”

    Dale Hartman
    Appliance Refinisher
  • “He’s still in his 20s. You always want to get that leaking-highly-classified-intelligence-data stuff out of your system in your 20s.”

    Jeffrey Greist
    Genealogist
  • “The NSA probably would have fired him anyway.”

    Janice Leopardi
    Systems Analyst
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