adBlockCheck

Recent News

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
End Of Section
  • More News

NSA Whistleblower Flees To Hong Kong

Edward Snowden, a 29-year-old contractor working for the National Security Agency, has taken credit for leaking top-secret documents to the press regarding the NSA’s phone and internet surveillance, and has fled to Hong Kong to avoid prosecution. What do you think?

  • “Any excuse to visit The Jewel of the East.”

    Dale Hartman Appliance Refinisher
  • “He’s still in his 20s. You always want to get that leaking-highly-classified-intelligence-data stuff out of your system in your 20s.”

    Jeffrey Greist Genealogist
  • “The NSA probably would have fired him anyway.”

    Janice Leopardi Systems Analyst
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close