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Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage

GREENVILLE, SC—In response to the presidential candidate’s unsatisfactory answer to a question about the economic effects of environmental regulations, Koch Industries CEO Charles Koch reportedly ordered a sniper positioned in the rafters of the Greenville Peace Center to fire a warning shot near Marco Rubio’s podium during Saturday’s Republican debate.
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Nuclear Waste Accumulating

Thousands of tons of spent nuclear fuel is building up at three power plants because the government¹s failure to open a promised storage facility in Nevada. What do you think?
  • "Surely there are faster, less costly ways to turn Nevada into a barren wasteland of radioactive decay."

    Yvonne Breen
    Building Contractor
  • "It's like my mom always said: 'A place for everything and everything in its place.' Of course, I never had more than one or two rods of nuclear waste lying around in my room."

    Peter Wexler
    Door-to-Door Salesman
  • "Whoever put Troma in charge of federal hazardous-waste management is an idiot."

    Ron Breslin
    Systems Analyst

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