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Nuke Secrets Found In Meth Lab

Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?
  • "We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks."

    Diane Carlson
    Gallery Designer
  • "The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn."

    Larry Hoover
    Systems Analyst
  • "Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate."

    Irv Mancetti
    Groundskeeper

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