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Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch

In case you missed last night's premiere of the second season of "Onion News Network", watch Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born with a god-awful, hateful face.

Arguments For And Against Single Payer Healthcare

Bernie Sanders recently introduced a single payer healthcare plan, also known as medicare-for-all, that would guarantee coverage to all Americans under one government-run plan. Here are the arguments for and against implementing a single-payer healthcare plan.

Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Number Of Illegal Immigrants Declining

A study from the Pew Hispanic Center found that with the economy continuing to falter, the number of illegal immigrants in the U.S. has dropped for the first time in 20 years. What do you think?

  • "Does this mean a 25-cents-a-day apple-picking position is finally open?"

    Delia Long Systems Analyst
  • "Maybe they’ve finally cottoned to the tactic of not saying they came here illegally."

    Jason Munro Prison Guard
  • "So a strong economy would bring back the illegals? Now I see why that rat Obama has been pushing for economic recovery."

    Bob Kimball Substance Abuse Counselor

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