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Nutella Turns 50

This month marks the 50th anniversary of Nutella, the popular spread made from cocoa, skim milk, and hazelnuts that’s consumed in 160 countries around the world. What do you think?

  • “It doesn’t taste a day over 30.”

    Harold Parsons
    Park Ranger
  • “I use that stuff all the time. I had no idea you could eat it, though.”

    Candice Gemberling
    IRS Auditor-In-Training
  • “Will the banks still be open?”

    Tyler Dobson
    Car Leasing Agent

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