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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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NY Post Extortion Scandal

The New York Post's "Page Six" gossip column is under investigation for shaking down Manhattan socialites for positive coverage. What do you think?
  • "That story about Paris Hilton giving money to the battered women's shelter did sound a little fishy."

    Naomi Harris Leatherworker
  • "It seems unwise to shake down the only people who care about what they read in Page Six."

    Brian Warner Art-Restoration Expert
  • "You can't put a price on avoiding the damage done by carrying a winter 2005 Kate Spade handbag in the early spring of 2006."

    Liam Calloway Systems Analyst
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