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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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NY Post Extortion Scandal

The New York Post's "Page Six" gossip column is under investigation for shaking down Manhattan socialites for positive coverage. What do you think?
  • "That story about Paris Hilton giving money to the battered women's shelter did sound a little fishy."

    Naomi Harris Leatherworker
  • "It seems unwise to shake down the only people who care about what they read in Page Six."

    Brian Warner Art-Restoration Expert
  • "You can't put a price on avoiding the damage done by carrying a winter 2005 Kate Spade handbag in the early spring of 2006."

    Liam Calloway Systems Analyst
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