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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.

Trump Asks Entire Senate To Clear Out Of Chamber So He Can Speak To Comey Alone

WASHINGTON—Entering through a side door and bidding the assembled legislators, congressional aides, and members of the media to give him a moment with the former FBI director, President Donald Trump reportedly asked the entire Senate to clear the chamber during James Comey’s testimony Thursday so he could speak to him alone.

A Timeline Of The Watergate Scandal

With the White House mired in controversy, comparisons to Washington’s most famous scandal have been common, if not always accurate. Forty-five years after the events leading to Nixon’s resignation, The Onion presents a detailed timeline of the Watergate scandal.
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NY To Disallow Food Stamps Soda Purchases

The City and State of New York are urging the USDA to discontinue allowing the purchase of sugary beverages with food stamps. What do you think?

  • "That's not fair! Rich people get all the blue drink they want."

    Chris O’Dell Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know if I'm ready to deal with a poor population base that's suddenly healthy and strong."

    Betty Fergusson Eyelet Riveter
  • "Great. Just when I come into a bunch of food stamps."

    Mick Giannelli Sanitation Worker

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