NY To Disallow Food Stamps Soda Purchases

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NY To Disallow Food Stamps Soda Purchases

The City and State of New York are urging the USDA to discontinue allowing the purchase of sugary beverages with food stamps. What do you think?

  • "That's not fair! Rich people get all the blue drink they want."

    Chris O’Dell
    Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know if I'm ready to deal with a poor population base that's suddenly healthy and strong."

    Betty Fergusson
    Eyelet Riveter
  • "Great. Just when I come into a bunch of food stamps."

    Mick Giannelli
    Sanitation Worker
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