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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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NYC Approves Apartment Building With Separate ‘Rich Doors,’ ‘Poor Doors’

The New York Department of Housing Preservation and Development has approved plans for an apartment complex that has separate “rich doors” for luxury apartment owners and “poor doors” for those who live in its 55 affordable housing apartments, units the developer agreed to include in the building in exchange for tax breaks. What do you think?

  • “Once again, the middle class gets ignored.”

    Anthony McKay Segment Producer
  • “Wouldn’t it be easier just to make them crawl on their hands and knees through the regular door?”

    Stephanie Mison HR Generalist
  • “Oh great, so we’re just giving the poor free doors now?”

    Phil Hahn Systems Analyst

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