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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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NYC Restaurant Has Diners Eat In Silence

The Brooklyn restaurant Eat, which serves local farm-to-table fare, has gained popularity with its $40 four-course prix fixe menu nights in which the patrons, waiters, and chefs are not allowed to speak at all. What do you think?

  • “But my wife has all these great stories about how her coworker Cheryl screwed her over!”

    Adam Penotti Dry Cleaner
  • “The only reason I even go out to restaurants is for the chance to get to know a new waiter.”

    Steve Timoney Auction Assistant
  • “My eyes say it all anyway.”

    Rita King Electron Tube Assembler
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