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NYC Restaurant Has Diners Eat In Silence

The Brooklyn restaurant Eat, which serves local farm-to-table fare, has gained popularity with its $40 four-course prix fixe menu nights in which the patrons, waiters, and chefs are not allowed to speak at all. What do you think?

  • “But my wife has all these great stories about how her coworker Cheryl screwed her over!”

    Adam Penotti Dry Cleaner
  • “The only reason I even go out to restaurants is for the chance to get to know a new waiter.”

    Steve Timoney Auction Assistant
  • “My eyes say it all anyway.”

    Rita King Electron Tube Assembler

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