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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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OAS Welcomes Cuba Back

The 35 member nations of the Organization of American States rescinded its 47-year suspension of Cuba from the group. What do you think?
  • "Oh, no! Cuba might now wield its horrible power to influence interregional banana tariffs."

    Lisa Bankes Systems Analyst
  • "Now Cuba can enjoy all the benefits of membership, like agreeing with and doing whatever the U.S. tells it to do."

    Louis Mason Cabana Attendant
  • "So that's why Fidel Castro was wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses while saying 'Cuba's back, Jack.'"

    Terry Strait Flanking Machine Operator

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