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OAS Welcomes Cuba Back

The 35 member nations of the Organization of American States rescinded its 47-year suspension of Cuba from the group. What do you think?
  • "Oh, no! Cuba might now wield its horrible power to influence interregional banana tariffs."

    Lisa Bankes
    Systems Analyst
  • "Now Cuba can enjoy all the benefits of membership, like agreeing with and doing whatever the U.S. tells it to do."

    Louis Mason
    Cabana Attendant
  • "So that's why Fidel Castro was wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses while saying 'Cuba's back, Jack.'"

    Terry Strait
    Flanking Machine Operator
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