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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Obama And Clinton Call Truce

After tense days of racial and personal accusations flying back and forth between the top Democratic candidates, Barack Obama has called for a truce with the Hillary Clinton campaign. What do you think?
  • "Yesssss!!! Hillary wins!"

    Keith Bonney Blackjack Dealer
  • "Leave it to the Democrats to introduce racially suggestive character accusations so subtle that people actually get bored by them."

    Alex Hacke Chair Caner
  • "There's no need to bicker. As a black man and a white woman, they are completely and equally flawed in my eyes."

    Marcia Campton Accountant

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