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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama And Clinton Call Truce

After tense days of racial and personal accusations flying back and forth between the top Democratic candidates, Barack Obama has called for a truce with the Hillary Clinton campaign. What do you think?
  • "Yesssss!!! Hillary wins!"

    Keith Bonney Blackjack Dealer
  • "Leave it to the Democrats to introduce racially suggestive character accusations so subtle that people actually get bored by them."

    Alex Hacke Chair Caner
  • "There's no need to bicker. As a black man and a white woman, they are completely and equally flawed in my eyes."

    Marcia Campton Accountant

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