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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Obama Announces Major Climate Change Policy

President Obama announced a new effort to combat climate change today, saying he would use executive orders to help cities and states cope with extreme weather, fund renewable energy sources, and cap carbon emissions at power plants. What do you think?

  • “Pardon me, Mr. President, but the Constitution says I can emit as much carbon as I want.”

    Jay Milhoan Unemployed
  • “Blew the dust off the ol’ climate change speech, eh?”

    Randy Bromilow Aircraft Electrician
  • “Fine, you guys don’t have to use it. More coal for me.”

    Miranda DeSouza College Registrar

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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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