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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Obama Announces Major Climate Change Policy

President Obama announced a new effort to combat climate change today, saying he would use executive orders to help cities and states cope with extreme weather, fund renewable energy sources, and cap carbon emissions at power plants. What do you think?

  • “Pardon me, Mr. President, but the Constitution says I can emit as much carbon as I want.”

    Jay Milhoan Unemployed
  • “Blew the dust off the ol’ climate change speech, eh?”

    Randy Bromilow Aircraft Electrician
  • “Fine, you guys don’t have to use it. More coal for me.”

    Miranda DeSouza College Registrar
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