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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Obama Calls For Climate Change Action

President Barack Obama surprised many in his inaugural address yesterday by singling out the threat of global warming and vowing to make the fight against climate change a top priority in his second term. What do you think?

  • “Oh man, it’s a good thing no Republicans were watching.”

    Ray Lim Magnetic Tape Winder
  • “Saying that climate change must be addressed is one thing. Half-heartedly attempting to pass watered-down legislation on the issue is another.”

    Nick Corso Unemployed
  • “This is just another distraction from finding out what really happened at Benghazi!”

    Leslie Ferrara Gusset Maker

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