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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Obama Chastises Bernie Mac

Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama asked comedian Bernie Mac to "clean up his act" after some of his jokes rankled audience members at an Obama fundraiser. What do you think?
  • "What's this all about? Is Bernie Mac a Muslim as well?"

    Jason Schidel Car Stereo Installer
  • "The audience members spent over two grand each to attend this thing. If this was a just world, they would have heard Kathy Griffin discuss her vagina and how Gwyneth Paltrow was mean to her once for 50 minutes straight."

    Liz Pisarra Business Consultant
  • "Interesting. What's McCain's stance on the Bernie Mac question?"

    Joe Heater Paleontologist

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