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CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Obama Confirms Iraq Pullout

In a speech before the Disabled American Veterans convention, President Obama reaffirmed plans to remove troops from Iraq at the end of this month, but acknowledged there may yet be more fighting. What do you think?

  • "This is a bad idea. After we're gone, there's nothing to stop Saddam Hussein from coming back."

    Katy Samson Budget Consultant
  • "With luck, as promised, our troops will be home in time for Halloween."

    Darren Wilson Systems Analyst
  • "I hope he's not just yanking our chain this time, because I already blew our ribbon-magnet budget on school supplies."

    Roger Sloan Keyliner

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