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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Obama Confirms Iraq Pullout

In a speech before the Disabled American Veterans convention, President Obama reaffirmed plans to remove troops from Iraq at the end of this month, but acknowledged there may yet be more fighting. What do you think?

  • "This is a bad idea. After we're gone, there's nothing to stop Saddam Hussein from coming back."

    Katy Samson Budget Consultant
  • "With luck, as promised, our troops will be home in time for Halloween."

    Darren Wilson Systems Analyst
  • "I hope he's not just yanking our chain this time, because I already blew our ribbon-magnet budget on school supplies."

    Roger Sloan Keyliner

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