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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Obama Consults CEOs About Modernizing Government

President Obama met with CEOs from 50 companies, including UPS and Microsoft, to consult with them about how to streamline government and improve services. What do you think?
  • "The head of UPS? What an honor!"

    Paul Digga Systems Analyst
  • "Is one of the things they came up with to stop having meetings with 50 people at a time?"

    Sandy Grice Unemployed
  • "A lot of big shots will be there—it probably wouldn't be a bad idea for Obama to pass out a few copies of his resumé."

    Jay Smith Management Aide

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