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Obama Consults CEOs About Modernizing Government

President Obama met with CEOs from 50 companies, including UPS and Microsoft, to consult with them about how to streamline government and improve services. What do you think?
  • "The head of UPS? What an honor!"

    Paul Digga
    Systems Analyst
  • "Is one of the things they came up with to stop having meetings with 50 people at a time?"

    Sandy Grice
    Unemployed
  • "A lot of big shots will be there—it probably wouldn't be a bad idea for Obama to pass out a few copies of his resumé."

    Jay Smith
    Management Aide
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