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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama Decries Wall Street Bonuses

Last week, Barack Obama called Wall Street executives who awarded themselves $18.4 billion at the end of 2008 as "shameful." What do you think?
  • "He was being presidential but I would have been fine with him calling them fucking assholes."

    Jerrod Kissin Systems Analyst
  • "Damn right it's shameful! These guys should hire some people to hang their heads in an act of contrition."

    Gina Ahlquist Production Planner
  • "Unfortunately, as a corporate executive, I don't possess the emotional faculties required to empathize with other humans or to register this feeling you know as 'shame.'"

    Jeffrey Brooks CEO

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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