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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Obama Delivers State Of The Union

Last night, President Barack Obama delivered his second State of the Union address. What do you think?

  • "I'm going out to win the future right now!"

    Tabitha Sharkey Lighting Equipment Operator
  • "For all his talk about bipartisanship, Obama didn't mind delivering the State of the Union without letting a single Republican speak, did he?"

    Danny O'Neill Mail Handler
  • "I really enjoyed watching the rejected visions for America's future they showed during the closing credits."

    Ward Bradley Systems Analyst

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