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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama Delivers State Of The Union

Last night, President Barack Obama delivered his second State of the Union address. What do you think?

  • "I'm going out to win the future right now!"

    Tabitha Sharkey Lighting Equipment Operator
  • "For all his talk about bipartisanship, Obama didn't mind delivering the State of the Union without letting a single Republican speak, did he?"

    Danny O'Neill Mail Handler
  • "I really enjoyed watching the rejected visions for America's future they showed during the closing credits."

    Ward Bradley Systems Analyst

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