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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Obama Delivers State Of The Union

President Barack Obama delivered his annual State of the Union address last night, his first since being reelected. What did you think of the speech?

  • “As a hardworking American, I was disappointed that at no point did he mention me.”

    Leslie Rose Wine Pasteurizer
  • “All we can expect from this washed-up president is four more years of promises he tries his best to keep and occasionally succeeds at.”

    Stephen Krakoff Systems Analyst
  • “I missed it. How are we doing?”

    J.D. Hess Irrigation Engineer
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