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Obama Delivers State Of The Union

President Barack Obama delivered his annual State of the Union address last night, his first since being reelected. What did you think of the speech?

  • “As a hardworking American, I was disappointed that at no point did he mention me.”

    Leslie Rose
    Wine Pasteurizer
  • “All we can expect from this washed-up president is four more years of promises he tries his best to keep and occasionally succeeds at.”

    Stephen Krakoff
    Systems Analyst
  • “I missed it. How are we doing?”

    J.D. Hess
    Irrigation Engineer

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