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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Obama Delivers State Of The Union

President Barack Obama delivered his annual State of the Union address last night, his first since being reelected. What did you think of the speech?

  • “As a hardworking American, I was disappointed that at no point did he mention me.”

    Leslie Rose Wine Pasteurizer
  • “All we can expect from this washed-up president is four more years of promises he tries his best to keep and occasionally succeeds at.”

    Stephen Krakoff Systems Analyst
  • “I missed it. How are we doing?”

    J.D. Hess Irrigation Engineer
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