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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Obama Funds International Space Station Through 2024

Scrapping the plan to bring the International Space Station down to earth in 2020, the Obama administration has agreed to add four years to its life and fund the $100 billion orbital research laboratory through 2024. What do you think?

  • "Personally, I think we already got our $100 billion's worth."

    Adam Gilbert Consumer Electronics Retailer
  • "Are we still even going to be interested in space by then?"

    Karyn Rickard Fan Mail Sorter
  • “Eh, what the hell. Give those nerds something to live for.”

    Noel Macleod Hosiery Mender
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