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Obama Funds International Space Station Through 2024

Scrapping the plan to bring the International Space Station down to earth in 2020, the Obama administration has agreed to add four years to its life and fund the $100 billion orbital research laboratory through 2024. What do you think?

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  • “Eh, what the hell. Give those nerds something to live for.”

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