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Obama Funds International Space Station Through 2024

Scrapping the plan to bring the International Space Station down to earth in 2020, the Obama administration has agreed to add four years to its life and fund the $100 billion orbital research laboratory through 2024. What do you think?

  • "Personally, I think we already got our $100 billion's worth."

    Adam Gilbert
    Consumer Electronics Retailer
  • "Are we still even going to be interested in space by then?"

    Karyn Rickard
    Fan Mail Sorter
  • “Eh, what the hell. Give those nerds something to live for.”

    Noel Macleod
    Hosiery Mender
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