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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Obama Gives State Of The Union

After a full year in office, President Barack Obama delivered his first State of the Union address. What do you think?
  • "With all his talk about putting people back to work, I really wish the president had announced an initiative to prevent layoffs at local Pizza Huts."

    Cathy Morris Unemployed
  • "I'm not really sure how good the speech was. Unlike other presidents, Obama said that the state of our union was strong right at the beginning, so I felt relieved and turned the TV off."

    Chris Hook Administrative Assistant
  • "I listened closely, but I'm still not sure if my dream of opening a small insurance company is good or bad for America."

    Luke Sumner Insurance Agent

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