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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama Gives State Of The Union

After a full year in office, President Barack Obama delivered his first State of the Union address. What do you think?
  • "With all his talk about putting people back to work, I really wish the president had announced an initiative to prevent layoffs at local Pizza Huts."

    Cathy Morris Unemployed
  • "I'm not really sure how good the speech was. Unlike other presidents, Obama said that the state of our union was strong right at the beginning, so I felt relieved and turned the TV off."

    Chris Hook Administrative Assistant
  • "I listened closely, but I'm still not sure if my dream of opening a small insurance company is good or bad for America."

    Luke Sumner Insurance Agent

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