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Obama Gives State Of The Union

After a full year in office, President Barack Obama delivered his first State of the Union address. What do you think?
  • "With all his talk about putting people back to work, I really wish the president had announced an initiative to prevent layoffs at local Pizza Huts."

    Cathy Morris Unemployed
  • "I'm not really sure how good the speech was. Unlike other presidents, Obama said that the state of our union was strong right at the beginning, so I felt relieved and turned the TV off."

    Chris Hook Administrative Assistant
  • "I listened closely, but I'm still not sure if my dream of opening a small insurance company is good or bad for America."

    Luke Sumner Insurance Agent


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